Creepy Cunty Clown Collection – Jar Drop (Wave 1) 💀🎪 Hand-sculpted, hand-painted, and totally unhinged.
Meet the freaks of the first wave: 6 one-of-a-kind polymer clay clown jars straight from the depths of my glitter-drenched nightmares. Each one is around 3 inches of creepy, cunty chaos—built to disturb, delight, and sit proudly on your shelf like the collectible goblin art it is.
✨ Materials: Polymer clay, acrylic paint, glitter, stickers, UV resin, and pure clown energy
✨ All 1 of 1s — once they’re gone, they’re gone forever
✨ Each jar is sealed with a high-gloss finish & built to last
✨ This is Wave 1 — trays and mugs are coming next 👀
🧪🧠 Choose your freak:
Hothead Steve – $50 Red-faced rage with rotten teeth and a stare that could melt glass. A menace. King of chaos.
Blippy da Clown – $50 Green-lipped gremlin with a tongue that didn’t quit.😉 Obsessed with cum, candy and chaos.
Insane-O da Clown – $45 Rainbow-splattered, probably not legally sane and giggles when you’re not looking. You’ve been warned.
Trashy da Clown – $45 Pink, pimple faced fuck. Ever heard of a shower?! 🤨
FUN CUM Jar #1 & #2 – $35 each Created from Clown skin. Candy-coated cum for on da go. 👹
🖤 Drop one of these creeps into your cart before someone else takes your favorite freak home.
